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(1) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - The Million Dollar Mansion
(2) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - Breakfast in the Bahamas
(3) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - Megan's Mystery
(4) The Crime Crusher Series - Christmas Set - The President's Super Christmas Plane
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The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - Complete - Episodes 1 Through 13
The complete Crime Crusher Series, Season 3, including Episodes 1 Through 13: (1) The Boardroom Brawl, (2) The Real Bank Robber, (3) Stephan's Sand Box, (4) A Present From Prince Charming, (5) The Motorcycle Murder, (6) Larry's Last Limousine Ride, (7) The Pigeon On The Patio, (8) Diana's Doorbell, (9) Marta's Moon Dance, (10) Who Was The Real Hockey Hero, (11) Megan's Mystery, (12) The Baby Bunny, (13) Dario's Daughter. Save $3.00 USD when you purchase the complete 3rd Season.
(1) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - The Boardroom Brawl
No one was surprised to learn later that the board room meeting had turned into a brawl; one for all and all for one so to speak. Most people however were quite surprised that the event had turned into a crime! Tensions had been high before the meeting with board members accusing each other of various white collar crimes and misdeeds. Then someone went just a bit too far in their accusations. Things quickly got out of hand. The chairman could not control the resulting events. An attempted cover-up made matters even worse. Now it was too late to prevent the police from intervening.
(2) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - The Real Bank Robber
They were three very close friends. Had known each other since kindergarten and had practically grown up together. They hung out with each other and were very good students. They were quiet boys and each with their own ambition; a very secret one that they each had in common. They all went to the same university and did extremely well in their chosen field. It was just before graduation and something happened among these three amigos. One night over a few beers, they made a secret pact and agreed to check in again in a year's time to the date. That infamous pact went off the tracks and ended up in murder! The 3 amigos can only speculate and hope that it was not any of them who was involved. They meet at the appointed date and time shortly after the crime has been committed. None of them is prepared for the final outcome!
(3) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - Stephan's Sand Box
He was selfish and ruthless! He took whatever he wanted and he used people to his own advantage. You either played in his sandbox or you did not. And if you refused to play then your days were numbered. Anyone who stood up to him paid a very hefty price. That is until someone decided to best him! Secrets, cover-ups, blackmail and betrayal pack this drama!
(4) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - A Present From Prince Charming
He had been the darling of his social circle. The girls liked him because of his charming ways. Hence the name bestowed on him. The boys liked him too because he was also good to them. In short, he lavished gifts on all of his friends. Then one day something happened to the prince and things changed drastically. Secret double lives came into existence and other lives were greatly affected. It would all eventually lead to tragedy! Deceit and payback pack this drama.
(5) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - The Motorcycle Murder
It was a wonderful time of the year! Exams were over and summer was here! Everyone was in such a joyous mood! The care free days were here and it was time to party! Almost everyone knew that this would probably be the last time that class of 2004 would have the chance to be together. The prom would be taking place in a few days! O boy excitement all around! But no one could have foreseen the terrible event that ook place before the actual prom. Even today, those close to the event still wonder why it had to happen like this.
(6) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - Larry's Last Limousine Ride
Larry was young, successful, and on his way up the corporate ladder. Then one day he unexpectedly changed careers and became a diplomat! Most including his family were totally taken off guard by this career move. He never seemed to do anything wrong. But Larry had a past that no one really knew about. A hidden and subversive one! One that caught up to him when he least expected it. Larry had to make a heartbreaking decision. Leaving those behind to pick up the pieces. Find out how it all ended in tragedy!
(7) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - The Pigeon On The Patio
No one really paid attention to the snow white pigeon that first circled the patio where everyone was having a good time. The pigeon circled, then hovered for a few moments. Then it came in for a landing on one of the outer tables where no one was sitting. There was one person however that carefully watched the progress of the pigeon's flight. They spotted the pigeon circling and quickly left their position from among their friends. Then they were there at the table as the pigeon landed. A pair of hands quickly detached a small white envelope from the pigeon's right front foot. Replacing it with a similar looking one. They made sure that the envelope was securely fastened. Then they patted the pigeon's soft feathery back and soon the bird was lifting off and a moment later was lost in the low white hanging clouds. What happened next could only be described as share terror and devastation.
(8) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - Diana's Doorbell
Diana had many friends and few enemies. She was a promising young doctor and many had high hopes for her. She was full of life and integrity and was not easily fooled. She stood up for what was right and was especially hard on dishonesty and underhandedness. All well and good for Diana but one day she went just a bit too far and when her doorbell rang that day she answered the call for the very last time.
(9) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - Marta's Moon Dance
Marta had been a beautiful and elegant dancer. She had been well respected by her dancing colleagues. And had perfected her very own moon dance! However, someone came along and had accused her of stealing their idea. Marta's unique moon dance had brought her millions of dollars. And her audience was worldwide. Now someone wanted a part of her fame and much of her fortune. And would stop at nothing to get what they wanted! Then there were others who also wanted to get their hands on her fortune for their own reasons! This all ended in tragedy for Marta!
(10) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - Who Was The Real Hockey Hero
They were both ambitious, hardworking, but the comparison stopped there! One was ruthless and the other was honest! Which of the two did the coach choose to be the captain of the prestigious Junior hockey team? Find out how betrayal and blackmailk played a part in the team's demise! Find out how one person went to all lengths to get what they wanted but in the end! Their carefully laid plan went haywire because of a simple miscalculation.
(11) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - Megan's Mystery
Secrets, deceit, and betrayal are the high points of this episode. No one wanted to own up to being Megan's dad! Megan was the one who was most affected! Megan did not take well to all of this and her reaction was devastating! Find out how her road to destruction ended! And how this road affected several others as well!
(12) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - The Baby Bunny
That was the name that she was given from the time she was born. A beautiful baby with a disposition of a baby bunny! Gentle, happy, and always with a smile. But then she grew up and something changed along the way. What she witnessed one day changed her life for ever! She tried to do what was right but for her it turned out to be very wrong! Then she had to run for her life! Find out whether or not she managed to save herself!
(13) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 3 - Dario's Daughter
Dario had brought her up to be a lady and his dream for her would be that she would remain a lady for life! That was his dream but not hers! Dario's daughter had very different dreams! Dreams that sadly and tragically turned into reality! Find out how this lady of luxury turned into a lady of the night and how her final destination ended in tragedy!
The Crime Crusher Series - Christmas Set - Complete - Episodes 1 Through 12
The complete Crime Crusher Series Christmas Set, including Episodes 1 Through 12: Santa's Super Secret (1), The President's Super Christmas Plane (2), Santa's Secret Toy Shop (3), Santa's Secret Christmas Ring (4), Santa's Super Christmas Party (5), Santa's Secret Sleigh Ride (6), The President's Super Christmas Ship (7), Santa's Christmas Midnight Mission (8), The President's Super Christmas Car (9), Santa's Secret Suit (10), The President's Christmas Motorcycle (11), and Santa's Christmas Candle (12). Save $3.89 USD when you purchase the complete Crime Crusher Series Christmas Set.
(1) The Crime Crusher Series - Christmas Set - Santa's Super Secret
Alex Terrasco had a secret that only two people knew of. He had a desire to fulfill a dream and he used his secret to do just that.
Alex was no different from most of us. He grew up in a normal family environment but at age 13, something unexpected happened to change his life forever. He did not allow this event to stop him from dreaming but alas! He had to put his dream on hold for many years while he took care of business.
Then one day something else happened and Alex was again reminded that he had still not fulfilled his dream. This time however, he made sure that his precious dream was realized!
Santa's super secret!
A tale of fiction that includes hopes, misadventures, and sadness turned into joy!
(2) The Crime Crusher Series - Christmas Set - The President's Super Christmas Plane
President Marco Sumner would probably tell his closest friends, wife and kids that his experience is one that he would not forget and that at the end of the day it was an experience that was meant to teach him some very important lessons.
At first, he had been adored by his workers being affectionately referred to as Marckie the magician but all of this went quickly to his head and it took a very telling event in his life to change all of this and bring him back to reality and to restore his former place in the hearts of his workers.
The President's Super Christmas Plane! A story of a president of a huge conglomerate who met with a heart breaking misfortune, his struggles to come to terms with it, and finally his triumph. It's all about how he managed to overcome adversity with the help of a very unexpected person.
(3) The Crime Crusher Series - Christmas Set - Santa's Secret Toy Shop
This is a story of a little boy called Timmy Faygan and his desire to do something for others before he departed this world. Timmy was given but just a few months to live by his doctors and he was determined to do something to try and make the world a better place before he died.
Read about Timmy's way of having wanted to do this, how he went about it, and what happened on Christmas morning!
Santa's Secret Toy Shop!
A fictional story of a child's dream come true!
(4) The Crime Crusher Series - Christmas Set - Santa's Secret Christmas Ring
Robbie had not always been the same!
He had been forced to change his ways and then!
He had embarked on a very different path!
Robbie Davos had become a man of very christian beliefs and one of them was that he firmly believed in giving back and giving to those who really needed it.
Robbie would tell you that his life had been a very fulfilling one but there seemed to be something missing and he was determined to find it before he departed this world. Find out how he found it in a very unique way and what he did before he departed!
Santa's Secret Christmas Ring!
A fictional story of a mission fulfilled!
(5) The Crime Crusher Series - Christmas Set - Santa's Super Christmas Party
It had not been a very good year for Santa Stefan. Back problems had plagued him for most of the year and now Christmas was fast approaching.
Santa Stefan knew that hundreds of thousands of kids would be depending on him to come into their homes And in addition, many adults as well. He knew that he had to act now and act fast!
Then something happened and Santa Stefan almost did not make it but for the coming together of some very special folks! Find out how this exciting tale ended!
Santa's Super Christmas Party!
A tale of fiction about Santa Stefan!
(6) The Crime Crusher Series - Christmas Set - Santa's Secret Sleigh Ride
Little Kerrie Freeseling had always wished for something special and on a bright and starry night! Her dream came true! And it was a dream that even she had no idea would ever happen!
Kerrie Freeseling had been especially chosen by someone special to take part in a very special and secret event and it is an event that she would never forget! Nor did several others!
In years to come she would retell the tale to all of her friends, family, and much later on to her own kids!
Santa's Secret Sleigh Ride!
A tale of pure fiction of a dream come true!
(7) The Crime Crusher Series - Christmas Set - The President's Super Christmas Ship
President Marco Sumner (who you first met in the episode, The President's Super Christmas Plane), will tell you that thanks to a little boy called Nicholas Gleason he has had a new lease on life and now he spends much of his time helping to make dreams come true for those less fortunate.
President Marco and his new best buddy Nicholas Gleason spend much of their time working together to bring joy and happiness to so many others and they do it in a unique way.
In this episode, it is time for them to sail their Super Christmas ship across the seas and the ship is loaded with some top secret cargo for some very special folks.
The night starts off well for president Marco and Nicholas but soon the seas turn rough and the waves become very high. The pair have to struggle to keep their Super Christmas Ship afloat but they get help from some very special friends and at the end of it all!
President Marco and Nicholas complete their mission and return safely home to loved ones. They bring back someone with them and Christmas morning is saved.
The President's Super Christmas Ship!
A tale of adventure across the miles!
(8) The Crime Crusher Series - Christmas Set - Santa's Christmas Midnight Mission
In this year, the real Santa Clause had decided to run a contest to find the person who could come up with the best secret Christmas mission.
Santa receives several excellent ideas and chooses a very unusual one. The winner is a little boy named Christoff Fraulic! He is quite shy and timid but Santa soon fixes this and takes Christoff under his wing!
Find out what this secret midnight mission is and how Santa works with the winner to make it happen! All's well that ends well for little Christoff and at the end? Christoff's dream comes true and he's off to a brand new life!
Santa's Christmas Midnight Mission!
A tale of a secret midnight mission for a deserving little boy!
(9) The Crime Crusher Series - Christmas Set - The President's Super Christmas Car
In this episode, President Marco Sumner and his buddy Nicolas Gleason set out on a special mission. This being to help fulfill the dream of someone who needed the gift of cheer to be brought into his life.
Find out how the president and his prodigy did it all! And how their mission helped to bring even more cheer to others!
Innovation, kindness, thoughtfulness, and much more are the themes of this story.
The President's Super Christmas Car!
A tale of fiction of a special gift delivered on Christmas morning!
(10) The Crime Crusher Series - Christmas Set - Santa's Secret Suit
Miko Glitzky was a happy little boy; with two older brothers and parents for family. He was bright, and always had an engaging smile and a twinkle in his baby blue eyes. He was shy but always seemed to get himself in the middle of trouble.
For a brief time he had turned to petty crime and his parents had begun to worry about what would become of him but it would all change one night when Miko had a dream!
The dream became the turning point in his life and what a turning point it was! At the end! Everything worked out!
Santa's Secret Suit!
A tale of fiction of a young man finding his purpose!
(11) The Crime Crusher Series - Christmas Set - The President's Christmas Motorcycle
President Marco Sumner and his sidekick Nicholas Gleason are on a special mission this year and they are bound and determined to see this mission to the end despite certain health issues for them both.
President Marco's eye sight is a cause for concern for the family and Nicholas Gleason has broken his arm! Added to this, the president's wife is about to give birth!
Christmas is here and things need to be done and problems need to be worked around before the show gets on the road!
Find out how these two best friends deal with things as they happen and how the families come together to help and support!
The President's Christmas Motorcycle!
A tale of fiction that includes the birth of a baby in the midst of mayhem and confusion!
(12) The Crime Crusher Series - Christmas Set - Santa's Christmas Candle
Jamie Halstrum had been searching far and wide for something special to do at Christmas. He was not sure what that special something was but it did not matter. He would find it!
He walked the streets, visited the food banks, the senior homes, and the hospitals and still he could not find what he was looking for.
Then one day about a month before the big day it all came to him! He found what he was looking for and with time running out he somehow managed to pull it all off in grand style!
Special persons came to his assistance and on Christmas morning? A special gift awaited him!
Santa's Christmas Candle!
A tale of fiction with special gifts for special people!
The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - Complete - Episodes 1 Through 13
The complete Crime Crusher Series, Season 2, including Episodes 1 Through 13: (1) Supper At The Seaside, (2) Diary of a Parisian Priest, (3) Mistaken Identity, (4) Six Candles for Summer, (5) The Ice Skater's Last Invitation, (6) Breakfast in the Bahamas, (7) The Riverfront Reunion, (8) The Russian Romeo, (9) The Lawyers Lounge, (10) Horror in the Foothills, (11) Crime in the Casino, (12) The Fireside Fillets, (13) Train Sets for Tristan. Save $3.00 USD when you purchase the complete 2nd Season.
(1) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - Supper At The Seaside
Eight board members have been found dead at a posh hotel. They had all been there for an annual board meeting but! No one made it out alive an those responsible made very sure of that! The question is: Who could have engineered such a heinous crime and why? What could have driven anyone to do this? Could this have been an inside job?
(2) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - Diary of a Parisian Priest
Fr Stephan Paridis had been a very well liked Parish Priest. He was kind, generous, and always had time for his parishioners. Yet, there was someone who hated him enough to have killed him in cold blood while he slept. The goodly priest had started to criticize big business and certain governments before he was killed. Could any of this have played a part in his demise? Or was there something in his past that came back to bite him?
(3) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - Mistaken Identity
Someone had wanted popular fashion model Jill Hagman dead and they had planned each step of the crime down to the nth detail. The murder had been committed in Jill's posh condo but alas! Something had gone terribly wrong for the murderer! Now it was too late to turn back the clock!
(4) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - Six Candles for Summer
Little Summer Kirsten Stinsen has been kidnapped on her birthday. No one saw when the child was snatched but everyone is blaming each other. Her nanny is also missing but everyone refuses to believe that the nanny could have done the crime. Neighbors are stunned! Why would anyone want to kidnap Little Summer? For ransom?
(5) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - The Ice Skater's Last Invitation
He was young, handsome, and a brilliant ice skater. He had everything going for him including all the adoring fans that he could ever have hoped for. Yet, Kyle Willowby had been found murdered in his dressing room. He was about to retire from the spotlight so what could have gone wrong? Why? Who?
(6) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - Breakfast in the Bahamas
Cori Hobbs, Scottie Allerie, and Dana Brisco had a tradition to vacation together twice annually. Once to the Bahamas and once to Hawaii. However on this last trip to the Bahamas, something went terribly wrong and one of these close friends did not make it back home. Why? A case of secrets revealed?
(7) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - The Riverfront Reunion
He was arrogant but successful. He took what he wanted and did not care who he hurt in so doing. He was ruthless and hateful. Yet on this night he was being honoured for his good deeds but someone had the last say! Brutus Pascuas never knew what hit him! The murderer almost got away with murder!
(8) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - The Russian Romeo
He was known as the Russian Romeo; everyone around him loved and adored him but does that mean that he killed his lover and well known socialite Natalie Pompay? Or did someone else want her dead? If he did, then why? If he did not, then who and why? Could this have been a crime of passion?
(9) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - The Lawyers Lounge
Why would anyone have wanted Ryan Christoffson dead? Sure, he had just won the case of his life and sure! He had been embroiled in a bitter dispute with his half brother but who really killed him and why? Was he killed because he had been too successful? Or was something else the reason for Ryan's unfortunate demise?
(10) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - Horror in the Foothills
Tom and Marsha Reed had built their dream home; in the beautiful foothills of the countryside. They had just gotten married and had decided to spend their honeymoon at their new home. They were young, popular, and the darlings of their social circle. However, rumors had started to grow just before their lavish wedding ceremony. Who could have done this horrible deed and why?
(11) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - Crime in the Casino
High profile investigator Andrew Peatson has been killed at a very popular casino. The murderer has managed to do the crime right under the noses of everyone before slipping away. The murder was committed in a very unusual way! Who could the killer be? Someone who wanted to settle accounts? Someone jealous of Andrew? Could it have been a hired killer?
(12) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - The Fireside Fillets
FR Todd Bleachman has come to visit his friends Judge Karl Dash and his lovely wife judge Alexis Carriere. FR Todd had been invited over to dinner to discuss a very important matter; a growing rift between Judge Karl and his wife Judge Alexis. What FR Todd discovers upon entering the home is totally unexpected and he has to take action immediately.
(13) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 2 - Train Sets for Tristan
No one really knew how it happened or quite when it did! One minute, the little boy was standing in front of a train set in the store playing with it and in a split second he was gone! The problem is that all of his buddies were all dressed alike and examining similar train sets. At first and second glance, they even all looked alike in many ways. Who could have wanted to take young Tristan Drinkwater and why?
The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - Complete - Episodes 1 Through 13
The complete Crime Crusher Series, Season 1, including Episodes 1 Through 13: Bad Luck in Leafy Lane (1), Birthday Party at the Beach (2), Fishermans Feast (3), Rally in the Rose Garden (4), The Canadian Clown (5), The Cell Phone Call (6), The Chocolate Chip Cookie (7), The Emerald Egg (8), The Kidnapper's Kid (9), The Million Dollar Mansion (10), The Norwegian Nutcracker (11), The President's Partner (12) and The Senator's Secrets (13). Save $3.00 USD when you purchase the complete 1st Season.
(1) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - Bad Luck in Leafy Lane
She was young, beautiful, and very smart. She had lots of friends but with all of this, someone wanted her dead. It all came down to jealousy, obsession, and revenge. Why was Carie Christiansen killed?
(2) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - Birthday Party at the Beach
It was supposed to have been a happy occasion. Everyone celebrating and just having a great time. Yet for all of this, one of the guests ended up being dead. She just got into the wrong things at the wrong time and before she knew it! It was too late to run! Why did Dr Jan Bearstow have to die?
(3) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - Fishermans Feast
An annual holiday vacation that turned into a horrible end. A perfect day marred by a horrible death. Which close friend could have done it? Why did Marty Mede have to die?
(4) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - Rally in the Rose Garden
A story of deceit, jealousy, and a general who took whatever he wanted. He was liked and disliked but at the end! General Alexander Beaumont had to die!
(5) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - The Canadian Clown
Marc André Ficheau, Sr. had been a successful businessman. He had everything going for him but alas! Something in his past came back to bite him and he was powerless to stop the course of events. Tragedy, sadness, and more.
(6) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - The Cell Phone Call
He was rich, spoiled, and used his dad's money to get whatever he wanted. He cheated, blackmailed, and partied hard. At the end, Karl Sunstrum's past just simply caught up with him.
(7) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - The Chocolate Chip Cookie
Judge Brent Devrise had his dog to thank for having saved his life. He was lucky to remain alive! Someone totally unexpected saved him from certain death.
(8) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - The Emerald Egg
Barry Barenteau had denied all odds! He lived a dangerous life and he knew it! He was always one step ahead of his rivals and only his instincts saved him at the end.
(9) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - The Kidnapper's Kid
Greg Napeyian thought that he had solved all of his problems. Rich, successful, and with two terrific sons. All was well until someone in his past came back to haunt him. He could not stop his demise.
(10) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - The Million Dollar Mansion
Sometimes, one's luck simply runs out and this is what happened to ruthless Will Lufthouse. Will was ruthless, a blackmailer, and a bully. He built his business and reputation on all of this but alas! Time ran out for ruthless Will.
(11) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - The Norwegian Nutcracker
Matt Gregos never had a chance in life. He had done everything right; he was honest and hard working but alas! Jealousy played a hand in his murder.
(12) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - The President's Partner
No president is ever safe from threats and secrets and in the case of Scott Sandosky! This and more surround him and he had no way to escape it.
(13) The Crime Crusher Series - Season 1 - The Senator's Secrets
Young, good looking, and brilliant! Who says that success does not come with a price tag? Especially when there are secrets lurking in the background and this was part of Senator Christian Jansen's downfall. He had absolutely no chance!